Frankie Muniz Had A Very Relatable Existential Crisis When He Looked In The Mirror And Realized He Was A Frankie Muniz Looking Mother Fucker
Amen brother. A freaking men. Feels good to know that no matter who you are, no matter how awesome your acting was in Agent Cody Banks, you still look in the mirror and get pissed you look like you and not like Zac Efron. Yes I know we’re embracing the body in 2019, but still, it’s a harsh reality that some people are born looking like Zac Efron, and some people are born looking like a Frankie Muniz looking mother fucker. But then it especially stinks because I’d rather be a Frankie Muniz looking mother fucker than a Barstool Nate looking mother fucker. So damn.
I also feel that way when I see, like, Sofia Bevarly. Like how in the world are we the same species?
Outrageous world we live in. But hey, at the end of the day Frankie, at least you’re still a bad ass
and you still had $40 mil in the bank and retired at 19. So suck on that, Efron.